chris on March 12 2015
At first I was like... No way Jose, get that Alanis Morissette bullshit outta my face. But then I was like, wait... Jagged Little Pill was kinda amazing. Then I was like, don't relate this artist to Alanis Morisette! She's her own strong independent woman, Chris! Get your closed minded misogynistic head out of your ass. I mean, it was International Women's Day the other day for Christ sake. You know what Jenny Hval... You go girl! Sacred Bones once again nails it.
alex in pants on January 25 2011
This is somewhat along the same vein (sounds sexy!) as my last post... I was just putting on pants, in a rather unorthodox fashion, somehow I thought it would be smart to put both legs on halfway and work from there. A bright man would see himself in this situation and say, hey I can take one leg out then finish one of the already half put on legs and be in the clear. Not me, I look down and see my downstairs mix up as an opportunity, a little sign pops up in my brain that reads A CHALLENGER APPEARS. So I did my little hops and stomps until my pants were on.... 5 minutes later. A total success.
Alex on December 02 2008
Sounds a lot like lykke li, but it isnt, dont be so stupid. Cranes first album was released in 1986, I can tell you exactly what I was doing the year this album came out. I was a young tot in Virginia, only 3 years of age. I'm at a birthday party in Chuck E. Cheese's at a sub urban shopping center. We're all sitting in the big room with the creepy mechanicals playing music and singing. A pizza was put in front of my face, now i was no stranger to pizza at this point having grown up with 2 parents that worked 13 hour days, but this pizza was different. The pizza in question had small red circles on it, I was horrified, terrified, I may of infact shit my pants cause thats what three year olds do. I grabbed my nanny Yolanda and proclaimed there's some gnarly debris on my pie. She sat me down and explained to me the miracle that is pepperoni, she said its like bacon but different. I was game, it was then and there my life would never be the same. This is in the first chapter of my memoirs, check them out in a couple years when im done, it's gonna be a best seller.
alex on November 25 2012
Apparently the 3 day food coma exists and is alive and well inside my body. In other news: Check out Casket Girls - hailing from where Chris and myself learned all about art, amphetamines, and ghettos - Savannah GA. It should also be noted Ryan Graveface from Black Moth Super Rainbow is a band member and well thatâ€™s just darn neat.